The 221st Doctor

Alice, 15, Stratford Upon Avon, England.

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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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mm gurl 

(Source: desparate, via sunshineandrainbowpiss)

tumbledore-:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

me

(via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

vaguely-pedophilic-swingset:

whatifbilliejoearmstrong:

bceky:

american idiot starts off all yeah lets kick ass but by the end of the album woah where’d all this emotion come from

because every teenager ever acts all badass and rebellious to hide the fact that we’re still scared kids full of feelings and tenderness inside

This text post starts off all kick ass but by the end its like woah where did all this emotion come from

(via nerds-are-cool)

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

(Source: cosmic-cannabis, via spacethefinalfuck)

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via lord-of-the-assbutts)

stayathomedadwanttobe:

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

I guess even shitty movies have to have a funny moment. 

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

(via daryldixonismyhomie)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via avengersassemble-inmypants)

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

First day back at school

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Second day back at school

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(via benedictsmammy)

yennranmma:

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls  my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die

(via sociopathic-hedgehog)

(Source: sandandglass, via sociopathic-hedgehog)

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

(via smaugthedetective)

anthxny:

#classact

(Source: asvpfentz, via call-me-skanky)